me: i have a bruise
me: i’m going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee
(Source: koreancracker, via missredaholic)
| In the criminal justice system-- | Television: |
| SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN | Me: |
i think i understand why angelina jolie and brad pitt adopted their kids
(Source: unsexual, via fattynunchucks)
| Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on. | Me: |
| Ok, cool. | Parents: |
| Your luggage is outside | Me: |
| toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- | fun.: |
| graduates college | me: |
| iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- | fun.: |
| gets married | me: |
| iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- | fun.: |
| has 3 children | me: |
| iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight we are youuuung | fun.: |
that’s a friggin caterpie bruh it says so right there. plus it has those stripes for the war. this is stupid.
(Source: did-yuo-kno, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
